Mail Marjorie

" Amazed! YOU actually wrote this?"
(Yes. Thanks for that.)

" Its quite uplifting, in a freefalling kind of way"

" Intriguing...some cracking stuff that caters for everyone"
(Why thank you, Stephen duly noted)

"Just lovin your new stuff on your website..George Bush on a cross..yes definite Christmas wish...comsumerism for beginners ...just brilliant"

'Consumerism For Beginners'

"That is a work of art - That is truly a brilliant piece. It works on all levels so perfectly. I read that out to 4 workmates and they now all want to buy your book - they were amazed... It's woken us up Babydolly mixture - it's shaken the tree.
Keep it real!"
(wow thanks - they should buy my book - after all, it is ace.)

"I like it. I like the words, I like the pictures. It's like music, it's like scriptures. It turns me on, it sends me there. It's breath - it's fresh air, it is sublime it is yours - and now it's mine. Thanks Babydolly Mixture. x"
(Well. What can I say but thank you. You're more than welcome, it's always mine, it's definitely yours, lap it up dollface x )

"Marj. You are so odd. I REEEAALLY like it don't stop."
( thankyou x)

"Marjorie Razorblade you are an oddity upon earth and i love you lots ... so much so in fact i didst withe demons lay in the filling of miserable online forms for to procure your lippyness wotsit manuscript thing xxx congrats darlink s."
(Thank you Luckyhorse- squirrely oodles Sir! Mwah!x)

"Arrrrgh Me Maytie"
(Indeed Capn' Pirate- Marrrrrj! x)

"It's a pleasure to be your friend Ms. Razorblade, but now I've found your real website and it's been a speed buffet just scooting around and sampling your words and pictures...DC xo"
(Huzzah! Thank you DC Cardwell (not DC DC- x)

"You rock marjorie razorblade lisha nisha would be so jealous! write more we love it
lis n kim"
(Thank you..I think..)

"You Still Rock"
(I should fucking well think so- thank you PJ)

"Can I have a copy? Signed copy? Nude pic?"
(Yes, yes, NO)

"Is that your bottom in the pics? If so nice bottom"
(Yes thanks for coming to a poetry website and asking me questions about my arse)

"Marjorie Razorblade we salute you. Are the rumours true?"
(Possibly....except for the one about the Horse. Some rumours are true...
but Yes to the one you asked me about though...heheh)

"Marry Me."
(Um....No.)

"I Love the Jay" God...That last line blew me away. Great poem.
(Thank you. So much.)

"Marjorie, I don't understand why are you being stubborn? Can't you do a re-edit!!? get more work! I love your poemtry but you've got to !"
(Thanks but No. Poetry is spontaneous! Isn't that the point!?
(p.s. like the word 'poemtry' it's going in.)

"Really like 'My Snow Globe' it's touching Marj."
(thank you. Another difficult one...comment much appreciated...lots of people seem to like the honesty therein...for the same person as all the others people seem to like......* ponders *)

"Wow love your poetry. specially IT WAS SOMETHING.... Beautiful.."
(Thanks I wrote this for someone very special.)

"I like 'We the Debonair Ones'! I will read it to my friends at our Party"
(Stand on Grand Piano wear a tux and be like Dean Martin, otherwise, No Deal. Of course you could have just invited me to read it you silly person. I'd have done all of the above and probably taken all my clothes off before jumping through a window. Now that, Mr Weller, Is Entertainment.)

"Blimey"

" You got balls writing like this. u need to tone it down a bit
or not, what do no? I aint a poet, u go girl i like it!"
(yes...I do have balls...Lady balls. Stick your head out the window doll you might hear them clanging together-thank you)

"this poem rulz the best one ive read yet keep it up"

"Like yer site Tiger! It rocks...
...blow me down doll face"
(A man who called me 'doll face' and 'tiger' in the same sentence...? and then ends it with 'rocks'?
Thanks! Phone number on the way- knickers in the post- Church booked. Ha! That'll teach you.)

"I found you on Google. Its not what I was expecting but I clicked all over your pages, i'm not into poems but these made me laugh out loud. Thank you."
(You're welcome)
 
 
"Colour Marge?! Oh God whats happened?"
(well duh..read the poems!)- note to viewers, I had 'colour' briefly, but then he left and I went B&W again.
 
 
" Yeah! it's like Kafka but not!"
(um thanks....I think?)
 
 
"The Jay is the best one. I like the strawberry line as well and the small one (?) i write poems too and my friends like them." 
(Name and age more importantly witheld.. Thank you..yes of course you can send me some of your poems... Not sure you should be here though...tell your Mother/(Father most probably) to not save me in his bookmarks there's a doll. x)
 
 
 
"I like 'The Jay' it's very ambitious. Well done Marjorie. "
 
 
"Are you famous? Where can I see you? Could we be friends?"
(Yeah, pop round, i'll stick the fucking kettle on.)
 
 
"Hello sweetheart, The Jay is beautiful. Glad i badgered you to start your poetry again!!! "

 "What are ya like Pootle?! I do love your site..."
(My nickname to- *please note* some Friends only..*blushes*)
 

"I liked your poem warning bell , succinct and punchy"
 

"Unhinged."
 

"It's rather good."
 

"I'm afraid you're going to kill yourself, please don't."
 

"You call this poetry? Are you fucking insane?"

 "I love your poetry, please write more."
 

"Don't write any more, my face hurts from laughing at Discord. Excellent."

 " I write also, mine is more intuitive and my thought processes are more advanced. I have a MA in creative writing. While your turns of phrase are poetic, you sound contrived."

 "Write one about me!"
(um...no.)

"Marjorie Razorblade. You are an awful person, I would hate to get on your wrong side."
(oops too late- thanks for the email- yours en-route)
 
"Marj, I fucking love it."
 

"Lets all write poetry about people and publish it on the web-oh how clever. I know who you are, if you ever write one about me, you'll be sorry."

 " Marjorie. You're very rude but you make me laugh."

 "You swear too much."